cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

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Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy: Hey there..

Random Guy: Hey what's up?

Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.

Random Guy: Thanks dude!

Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?

Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.

Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.

Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?

Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

*hits blunt*

bruh…

perhaps because oranges were able to give their name to the color since most oranges are actually orange and not green unlike banana, apple and the rest. if they were green, just in tropical climates where english is not the native language thus they have a different name for it (dalandan in the philippines, cam sành in vietnam, etc.) other languages may have different terms but orange is a universal accepted name for it. (ex. Apfelsine and/or orange in German, etc) and other languages say orange itself and derives from the word (ex. une orange in French, naranja in Spanish). and then there is blood orange which is really distinct

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