To be able to say that I surviv[ed]

coryinthewhorehouse:

gee i wonder what went wrong

coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

(Source: khaleesiclinton)

maximilianyearsbc:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

TALK SHIT GET HIT 

All Hail Queen Sansa

staystrong-youarereadytoflyx:

"…just gotta make it through the hard stuff first." on We Heart It.

staystrong-youarereadytoflyx:

"…just gotta make it through the hard stuff first." on We Heart It.

recovering-for-life:

icecream-not-iscream:

Today my biology teacher opened my eyes to something. When we eat what we consume is actually sunlight. You ask how is that and I shall explain. When plants eat they eat sunlight and when animals eat they eat plants that have eaten light. So when we eat anything even if it has artifcial ingredients we are actually eating sunlight. Why should we feel bad about eating somehing so wonderful?

This is cute

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

(Source: elusify)

This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

  • My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
  • What do you do next?
  • Student: Call 911!
  • My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.

greencrook:

greencrook:

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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